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Holger Kranich (Booze)
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18 April 2013, 08:13
Steve Wilson
Ha! ha! ha!😄
Didn't realize you shit yourself making models Holly. Some kits can be a scary thought, but!!!...
18 April 2013, 08:27
Holger Kranich
Haha, LOL!
18 April 2013, 08:33
Maarten Kruizenga
and i thought i didn't have enough room!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mind you, handy tissue next to you.
18 April 2013, 08:43
Vorya hidaryan
Very funny.
18 April 2013, 08:54
Stefan Suessemilch
ROFL 😄
18 April 2013, 09:45
Manfred D.S.
PERFECT ! 😄
18 April 2013, 10:18
Acki
Great job on the wallpaper. Made by airbrush during your sessions? 😉
No joke: Same workplace for me while airbrushing.
18 April 2013, 11:46
Holger Kranich
Really Acki? Does your paintjob "flush" there more?
18 April 2013, 12:19
Jens
das nennt man wohl Durchhaltevermögen 🙂
18 April 2013, 12:26
Sebastijan Videc
that's some modelling dedication! RESPECT!
18 April 2013, 12:38
Glenn
Perfect setting for making bad quality kits that give you the S#its! 🙂
18 April 2013, 13:51
Michel Huijghe
I bow for that. 🙂
18 April 2013, 14:18
Jeremy Wiltcher
That gives me an idea, that's not enough space for me to work (both ways actually), so maybe I'll just install a toilet in front of my model desk.
18 April 2013, 16:41
Steve Wilson
@SHADOFLASH
That'll make a stink... Prefer glue, paint and filler myself, the expression on your cats face says it all😠😠😠
18 April 2013, 16:50
Stefan Suessemilch
ROOFFLLL Steve 😄
18 April 2013, 16:51
Steve Wilson
No Es-haq.
Thats Holly's model room...
Laugh its a joke😮;)
18 April 2013, 16:53
Christian Lehmann
ROFL
18 April 2013, 16:55
william wise
that's dedication to the build
18 April 2013, 17:08
Bill Gilman
There's something very wrong with that photo...
18 April 2013, 17:43
Augie
Welll i think that covers it all....
18 April 2013, 17:52
Glenn
It's only a joke I think Bill, have a laugh! I did! But could come in very handy building Testors kits! The B-2 was a dog... never had to use that much filler on any other kits! very poor tooling so I guess that one would be Testors and not Italeri then! 🙂
18 April 2013, 17:56
Aghis Barberopoulos
The constipated modeler's bench... 🙂
18 April 2013, 17:58
Bill Gilman
I knew it was a joke - what is wrong with the picture is that the paints are all little Testors bottles, which means the photo is not from Holger's house, but rather from this side of the pond!
I think "dog" is too kind of a word for that B-2 kit. But I have seen some built examples that are unbelievable. Especially the one that won the top award at the IMPS USA Nationals a few years back. Wow!
18 April 2013, 18:34
Mike Kryza
This hurts not only the eyes...;)
18 April 2013, 19:04
George Bacon
What happens if you drop a piece? 😮
18 April 2013, 22:22
Glenn
You push the button to wash it! 🙂
18 April 2013, 22:30
Glenn
Or I guess you could always use the gladwrap over the toilet seat trick! 😮
18 April 2013, 22:32
Glenn
I find it great time to research subjects i wish to model i think i've read many kit reviews from this room! oops! too much information sorry...
18 April 2013, 22:43
Zoran Jakovljevic
Been in similar situation few years ago - was sitting on the bathtub while washing machine was workbench
19 April 2013, 05:25
Aghis Barberopoulos
Sh*t happens guys 🙂
19 April 2013, 15:21
John Coverley
Luxury!
19 April 2013, 16:02
Maarten Kruizenga
ee by gum............
19 April 2013, 20:51
Burkhard D
Ensure proper ventilation before stretching sprue over open flame 😉
20 April 2013, 11:26
jiab
good idea.
20 April 2013, 11:33
Frank Krause
No workbench for me! Since I use to drop a lot of parts, that wouldn't be the place to search for them... 😉
20 April 2013, 12:02
Mike K
Now THATS multi-tasking.
20 April 2013, 15:30
Choppa Nutta
Holy Shit Batman !!
it brings new meaning to squeezing out a new model......
... and don't you dare start talking about the texture of your paint !! lol 😄
18 June 2014, 22:06
Augie
LOL!!! oh the depths we'll go to for parts dropped
18 June 2014, 22:10
Steve Wilson
@Choppa...
You can tell it was a difficult one by the teeth marks in the bowl😠
18 June 2014, 22:13
Choppa Nutta
mud washes will never be the same again !
and I bet his tanks even smell real.... forget dioramas, odouramas is the new in thing ! is it out already ?
I wonder often he sits there playing with his B17 saying "bombs away !" ?
Actually it was more like a passing thought .....
.... I wonder what he uses for a compressor in that room ?
18 June 2014, 22:17
John Van Kooten
Hahahahahaha! That's just crazy! 😄 😄 I have no words... other than that I'm laughing my ass off... for which that would be the proper place to do that, I guess 😛

Gotta say, that chassis (or what is it?) on the table has a suspicious looking brown color to it... 😠
18 June 2014, 22:23
Choppa Nutta
pretty gutless if you ask me, so to speak.... having to retreat there for some model making time 🙂
there are a lot of names for ones modelling den, man cave, the hive, sanctuary etc. etc. but what is this one called ?
the soup kitchen ?
The Tardis ?
or should that be the Turdis ?
I once had a flat where the toilet had a few hundred books in it and we called it the library 🙂
18 June 2014, 22:44
Clifford Keesler
That's just crazy Holger.
18 June 2014, 23:46
John E
Hilarious! hehe
19 June 2014, 01:22
Holger Kranich
..."Bombs away"... 😄
I´m happy if i made you all laugh!;);)
19 June 2014, 04:42
Lionel Marco

Is there a new species around here? An amphibian carpet monster for this new kind of modeling den?
19 June 2014, 06:17
Steve Wilson
Did you hear about the constipated modeller???
He worked it out with a Paintbrush!!!
19 June 2014, 07:29
Steve Wilson
Was going to say a scalpel...
But thought it a slice to far and it made my eyes water...😭
19 June 2014, 07:33
Christian Mundt
I´ll never ask again how that Zimmerit coating was made...
19 June 2014, 07:52
Christian Ristits
Haha...!
19 June 2014, 08:58
Choppa Nutta
"The Grunting Room"
19 June 2014, 09:58
Burkhard D
Using open fire for sprue stretching not recommended...
19 June 2014, 10:12
Frank Krause
@Christian: Zimmerit coat becomes a totally different meaning, if spoken out in German... 😉
19 June 2014, 10:17
Gábor Bélik
In here you can make special ammunition...no. not the AP... The brown one.
19 June 2014, 10:25
Frank Krause
Gábor, chemical weapons are banned, aren't they?
19 June 2014, 10:26
Gábor Bélik
Not in the factory. 🙂
19 June 2014, 10:28
Bart Goesaert
I think it's really handy, if the model stinks, just flush it
19 June 2014, 10:36
Choppa Nutta
well it is definitely the place to get anally retentive about the detailing......
19 June 2014, 10:38
Steve Wilson
I once pebble dashed our Loo!!!
The wife didn't like it though🤔
19 June 2014, 10:44
Choppa Nutta
Skid marks on your diorama is one thing but anywhere else, a big no no....
19 June 2014, 10:45
Phil Marchese
Don t drop a part.
19 June 2014, 11:39
Steve Wilson
Ahhhh!!! yes...
Now I can identify with skid marks😮 a few of my dio's have them...
I've even had a doughnut shaped one!!! Bit worrying that one...
But I remember what Admiral Nelson said to the guy who asked him why he wore a red jacket? He replied...
I wear this red jacket so my men don't know when or then worry if I get hit by a stray bullet, the colour hides the blood... " 200 French ships starboard " shouted the sailor in the crows nest...
Nelson then said, HARDY now fetch me my brown corduroy trousers now!!!
19 June 2014, 11:40
Choppa Nutta
yeah coz that would be a bummer ! 😄
otherwise you might have to pinch one off, someone else.....
snipping one off the sprue will never sound the same again 🙂
19 June 2014, 11:42
Edgars Bizūns
Best man cave in human history
21 June 2014, 09:23
Burkhard D
Hope the finished models look better than the bowl. Yikes! 😮
22 June 2014, 09:35
Choppa Nutta
I think I've found the perfect model kit for you Holger, especially if you will be modelling in the blasty bastion 😄 😄 😄 haha lolly lol rofl pmsl 😄 😄

scalemates.com/products/product.php?id=313955
28 June 2014, 23:10
Choppa Nutta
strange how this story keeps "plopping" up 🙂
28 June 2014, 23:14
Steve Wilson
Holly does everything and goes (in more ways than one) everywhere on his loo!!!🙂 (((😄 ))) 🙂😛😠 PLOP!!!
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29 June 2014, 08:34
Choppa Nutta
Youtube Video
 
29 June 2014, 09:20
Choppa Nutta
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29 June 2014, 09:21
Choppa Nutta
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29 June 2014, 09:24
Choppa Nutta
haha ! Laugh my arse off !! 😄
29 June 2014, 09:25
Manfred Knoll
lol ;0))))
29 June 2014, 09:56
Edgars Bizūns
😄😄😄
29 June 2014, 17:06
Phil Marchese
ah! Mothers of invention!
30 June 2014, 00:29
Glenn
Is that a photo of Frank Crappa? 🙂
30 June 2014, 02:56
Choppa Nutta
ooh scraping the barrel there Glenn, so to speak 😄
but then, I am not adverse to a little toilet humour 🙂
30 June 2014, 03:02
Choppa Nutta
Don't tell me, he's playing the shitar !
is it a Shatocaster he's playing ?
30 June 2014, 03:03
Glenn
🙂
30 June 2014, 03:09
Bart Goesaert
not the first, and surely not the last:
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30 June 2014, 07:40
Choppa Nutta
Ozzy Ozbum 😄
next please.....
30 June 2014, 09:47
Phil Marchese
Glenn got my reference right on target! 🙂
30 June 2014, 14:30
Jan H.
I know the perfect kit to make there 🙂
scalemates.com/products/product.php?id=186862
30 June 2014, 14:31
Steve Wilson
...
Holly my man!!! I saw this and thought of you, my friend😄
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No more smelly loo while you're modelling away and doing certain other business whilst there...
No more smells drifting around the loo or your house and offending other occupants...
So here it is – the Fresh Air Plus toilet seat with a built-in fan.
Coming fitted with an array of sparkly lights for the easily entertained and a gently closing lid to cut down on toilet lid closing noises, the Fresh Air Plus' main feature is a fan that turns on when you Holly sit on the throne to model away and your business, it sucks your stinky toilet air out through a tube that you're supposed to poke through the wall. Howdy neighbour! sniff that (((😄 ))) Lol!!!
Couldn't resist showing you... I don't know boys and their Toilet jokes!!!
 
11 August 2014, 09:31
Holger Kranich
Hahaha, LOL!
This wont only suck out the stinky air, it would suck away the airbrush odours, too!
What a handy invetion! And it looks quite comfortable! ROFL

Very kind that you thought about me when seeing this!;)😄;)😄
11 August 2014, 09:51
Steve Wilson
...
Titter!!!👍
11 August 2014, 09:56
Choppa Nutta
Whats the product name for this device ?
"Pumper 2000" ? 😄
and does it have a wiper and auto flush too ? haha 😄

And what about the dangers of a prolapse just in case one has an ass fat enough to create a perfect seal when "sitting" !! lol 😄
11 August 2014, 11:35
Holger Kranich
"Flush ´n Rush" LOL
It needs a lot of force and under pressure to create a prolapse!😄
Not that i ever had one but i know it! ROFL
11 August 2014, 11:41
Steve Wilson
...
It's blow backs that I'm concerned about😮
11 August 2014, 12:39
Choppa Nutta
haha thankfully yes but with a bit of "back pressure" it create a "push pull" effect and the fan might be the straw that broke the camels back(side) 😄
Anyhow, doesn't bear thinking about it, more like "Gush'n'Flush"
11 August 2014, 12:40
Guus
Many thanks for the information on this thrilling new product !
2 Questions:

Can you attach the extraction tube to your airbrush ?
Does it come in blue ?
11 August 2014, 12:49
Steve Wilson
...
Guus, I've heard of recycling but that's ridiculous...
I don't know about blue but it'll sure make your face turn PURPLE!!! Lol (((😄 )))
11 August 2014, 12:54
Guus
It has to fit in with the decor after all.
I was thinking of only using it to clean out the airbrush after use.
Using it to paint an entire 1/72 KC-135 for instance would entail consuming more curry than my stomach could handle.
Just a thought but thank you again for the heads up !
11 August 2014, 13:06
Stefan Suessemilch
For crying out loud...purple rain 😄
11 August 2014, 19:29
Kerry COX
Looking at that, I get the impression that modelling sometimes gives you the shit's. LOL 🙂
31 March 2017, 11:28
Bart Goesaert
this is modelling according to my girlfriend... a shitty hobby... but it's relieving...
31 March 2017, 11:46
Patrick Hagelstein
As is....
31 March 2017, 11:52
Kerry COX
🙂 LOL 👍
31 March 2017, 11:59
Choppa Nutta
haha Bart well put 😄
... but this pic does have a habit of floating back to the surface .....

must be all that high fibre diet..
31 March 2017, 12:26
Holger Kranich
That set up is perfect when you suffer diarrhea...😄
31 March 2017, 12:49
Cristian Bordina
Me too I want one of this workstation 😄😄😄
31 March 2017, 13:14
Glenn
After 4 years, I can't believe this post keeps popping back up! SOMEBODY PUSH THE BUTTON AGAIN!!!!
31 March 2017, 13:58
Holger Kranich
ROFL 😎
31 March 2017, 14:24
Choppa Nutta
.... it won't work Glenn, it's a floater !! 😄 😎
31 March 2017, 15:40
Steve Wilson
F-F-F-F-F-Friggin' 'ell,,, 😮😮😮😮😮😮 F-f-f-four years SHIT!!!
('scuse pun)... That's some ruddy floater... ((( 😄😄😄 )))
31 March 2017, 16:19
Martin Oostrom
Did the model ever get finished? Or was it treated like shit?
31 March 2017, 16:32
Rui S
hahaha, unbelievable
31 March 2017, 17:13
Michael Valentan
grin......
31 March 2017, 17:44
Choppa Nutta
.... this is proving to be quite a "plop"ular thread, again....
or should that be a poopular thread ? ... 😎
31 March 2017, 19:19
Choppa Nutta
Martin Oostrom "Did the model ever get finished? Or was it treated like shit?"
.... It got pissed off
..b'dum tish 😄
31 March 2017, 19:21
Kerry COX
That's the last time I take a tour through the album list and make a comment. LOOK what happens. :-O hahahahahahahaha 🙂
31 March 2017, 20:50
Glenn
You know thinking about it, This is not that bad. You have water to wash brushes and a handy place to dip your decals in! And paper to wipe brushes and remove the water from decal application! 🙂
31 March 2017, 23:43
Kerry COX
A logistical 'movement'. ? mwahahahaha 🙂
31 March 2017, 23:47
Glenn
Exactly Kerry! It's allows you to save time and do what you love and do what you really "need" to do all at the same time!
31 March 2017, 23:56
Kerry COX
OK. :-/ Enough of the 'redback under the dunny seat' talk. I do get the picture. LOL 🙂 👍 hehehe
1 April 2017, 01:32
Clifford Keesler
You crack me up Holger! get it?.
1 April 2017, 18:01
Choppa Nutta
Cliff, how long did it take to squeeze that one out ? 😄
1 April 2017, 18:18
Steve Wilson
Crack??? must've shat a Brick!!!
1 April 2017, 18:23
Kerry COX
Well, after reading Tim's message that SMC is getting 'out there', that is the sort of shit I like to know. Yes. ?? (That is my last 'poo' related comment for now) I must admit, that every time I visit my echo chamber, I wonder just how much better my work and concentration would be. hahahahah 🙂 👍 So I am going to try it......just once, as a regular thing would be taking it to extremes. :-/ Ho hum. 👍
1 April 2017, 19:56

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